“I Want To Be Human” Game Review

I-want-to-be-human-Spinning-bladeAs you can see, I am reviewing a game that is black and white and red all over. This is I Want To Be Human, and it has an interesting look to it.

The premise of this game is that you are a vampire girl, and you are seeking to find your boyfriend who is a hat boy in the midst of a building filled with platforms. On the surface, it is a platformer, and that is all it really needs to be, honestly.

Many of these platform games rely on jumping, and what makes this is the main character has some wacky bat ears that keep her aloft for a little while. The main character also has a gun, and there are a lot of enemies to shoot.

By the way, when you shoot them, they explode into a pile of blood. It is deliberately gratuitous, and in case you haven’t realized it yet, the game is not meant for younger audiences. There is dialogue that is pretty sick as well.

However, it is all in fun, maybe not good, but fun. I have to admit, this is the second game that I tried where the controls were a little wonky, but after playing for a while, I didn’t really care.

I Want To Be Human is available on Steam for a price of $14.99.