Okay, I watch a lot of videos, and I keep seeing the same ads over and over. Target has these ads for their mobile programs that are just annoying, and this one just doesn’t make any sense at all.

I’m just going to pretend that you took the fourteen seconds to watch it. You would not believe how long it took me to find it on YouTube. I tried “Target ad and variations of it”. Apparently, the ad is called “Activate a Clean Slate” if you are interested.

Okay, so this woman is being interviewed for a job, and apparently her potential employer doesn’t like the videos on her cloud. Okay, now I haven’t had a job interview in a while, but is it Standard Operating Procedure for the person interviewing me to check “the videos in my cloud”.

So the interviewer has a right to check the videos on your mobile phone? That is why you need the new mobile plan from Target, because an employer might see you dress up as a fish with techno music in the background. Why is this controversial? Aren’t there more racy videos that wouldn’t get you hired?

What’s worse, the prospective employer is riding a tiger in a portrait behind him. Why is he so offended by this fish vid?

One day, our employers will judge us by the videos on our cloud. On that day, we will not be free! So spread the word, do not care for this video!